Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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