I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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