i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
everyone is single if you try hard enough
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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