rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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