I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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