So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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