I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
third nipple confirmed
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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