An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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