happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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