I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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