dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
