Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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