ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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