Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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