If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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