i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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