jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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