I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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