I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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