It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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