he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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