What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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