It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Randomize
