do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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