we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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