It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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