How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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