you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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