Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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