sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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