I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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