I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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