Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This house was built for laser tag.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
