you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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