ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
we're so committed to being not committed
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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