Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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