i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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