he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
did i just pee glitter
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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