I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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