oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
