That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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