I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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