My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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