She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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