I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Randomize
