I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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