The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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