i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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