We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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