when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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