She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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