yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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