Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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