question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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