If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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